JENNY CRAIG FOR MEN

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program..

The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous,

athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign

around her neck.

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.

The sign reads, 'If you can catch me, you can have me.'

Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later huffing and puffing,

he finally gives up..

The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens.

On the fifth day, he weighs

himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.

He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program.

The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning,

beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life.. She is wearing nothing but

Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, 'If you catch me you

can have me'.

Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he

does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens

with him gradually getting in better and better shape.

Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he

has lost another 20 lbs. as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company

to order the 7-day/50 pound program

'Are you sure?' asks the representative on

the phone... 'This is our most rigorous program..'

'Absolutely,' he replies, 'I haven't felt this good in years.'

The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular

guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck

that reads, 'If I catch you, you're mine.'

He lost 63 pounds that week!!!!!!!!!!

Have a Great Day,

Cheryl

From Hickville to the Big City!!!!

Started off our trip to the City of Portland. It is a four hour trip. My DH had a dr's appointment to go to. We usually stop at Multnoma falls. We have only made it to the top of the falls once. It takes forever to climb but the reward is a very beautiful one.

We rode one of these for the first time (tram). It was awesome. The view of the city is amazing. My daughter was thrilled but DH and me could feel our stomachs move on the decent down.

The pic on the left is looking down from where we started in the tram. Follow the cables down and it is close the the building you see on the right. My daughter and I were facinated with the building being so tall.  We are actually looking at the building on the right out of the dr's office we were in next to it.

Hubby on the left and sky scrapers looking out the dr's office.

Megan on the left and the ship yard below the dr's office. Huge, Huge, Huge ship.

Looking out from the dr's office.

Looking from the top of another dr's building down at other buildings in the city. This is the trip up on the tram.

A garden on the roof of the dr's office we went to. Cool. We do not see these in our hometown.

That was the end of our trip in the big City and below is my daughter getting an award the next day at school, again. She was also on the honor roll, again :)

Then we took her to a friends house to stay the weekend. Great job Megan, We love you.

Have a great day,

Cheryl

Some of my FavORitEs

Here are a bunch of my favs around the house. This is a picture that my daughter Megan drew when she was just learning how to draw. I have it in a frame between the kitchen and living room upstairs.

My favorite baby, Shakespeare.
In our hutch.

This was during Christmas 2009. These are huge nutcrackers.

There are a ton of Santa's because I collect them.

A clock downstairs that doesn't work :)

Yes, these two are on my favs list. My hubby, Ed and daughter, Megan. They are playing there new Wii game downstairs.

Old window, rake, birdhouse and flowers downstairs.

This is my daughters doll house. It stands about 3 1/2 feet. I love it. We bought it when she was just a baby at a fruit stand. It was sitting in a corner where no one could see it. We took it home for $50 and I put flooring down, put up wall paper and added all the girlie stuff! Now there are bratz occupying it.

Close up of the downstairs doll house. Stairs in the back ground.

The upstairs bedroom of the doll house.

This is an old window I had and I found a poster at Bi-Mart that fit in it, added flowers and then put it on a sideboard downstairs.

This is in my daughters bedroom upstairs. She is the one who put the ivy on the side of it.

This is a picture my mom gave me that my daughter stole. It now resides in her bedroom and she also put the flowers above it.

This is also in my daughters room. She is decorating like her mom.

Daughters room.

In daughters room. I put the dish together with a candle stick, plate and abandoned crystal lid.

An old door that I painted and decoupaged flower pics onto. It hangs in our bedroom.

A dress form that my daughter and I decorated. It stands in our bedroom.

An old church pew I bought for $20 in town. It sits in our living room upstairs.

Lots of pillows.

My daughter and I love jars.Hope you enjoyed the show.

Have a Great Day,

Performing Arts for Middle School

OMG!!! We had a great trip down to Eugene, Oregon. Our Daughter, Megan, had a band concert to be at. She was 1 of 2 in her school to play at the Hult Center of Performing Arts in Eugene, OR. We are so proud of her. I wish all of you could here their performance. It was fantastic for 8th graders. Their were a total of 120 in the band. It was awesome to watch. The first pics are of the Capitol of Salem in Oregon. We have lived in Oregon for 44 years and have not seen the Capitol of our State. This was on the way to Eugene. You can't tell in this pic but it was raining.

One of the entrances to the Hult Center.

Neat looking building. Hult Center

This is were the students stayed. The Hilton. It was located right next to the performing arts center.

This is the inside of the theater of the Hult Center. So cool!!!!!!!

These are the band students. They are waiting for it to start.

Megan below the boy and to the left.

Megan again.

Before the concert started and the students came out.

Have a Great Day!

Happy New Year!!!!!! (a little late)

We were able to go to a hockey game on New Year's Eve. Very fun. We try to make it every New Year's. It was Tri-City Americans vs. Spokane Chiefs 5 to 1. Very good to see the Americans win. I was a great game. This is the mascot for the Americans, shooting off t-shirts to fans above. Sorry, pics aren't that great. Got a new camera for Christmas and I am still learning.

Megan enjoying the game!

Ed enjoying the game!!

The seats were packed once the game started. I did take lots of pics but they did not turn out. Back to the drawing board or should I say directions ;)

Have a Great Day,

Senior health care solution

Senior health care solution,according to Maxine

So you're a senior citizen and the government says no health care for you, what do you do?
Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. Your are allowed to shoot 2 senators and 2 representatives. Of Course, this means you will be sent to prison.
There you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, and all the health care you need! New teeth, no problem. Need glasses, great. New hip, knees, kidney, lungs, heart? All covered.
And who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you that you are too old for health care. Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes anymore.

IS THIS A GREAT COUNTRY OR WHAT?


Have a Great Day,

Gotcha!!!!!!!!

It seems that Megan got in the way of a Cool Whip storm! HeHeHe

Have a Great Day,